Fictionalized Interactions with the Son I’m Never Going to Have
“Hey dad, why did everyone love Betty White so much?”
It’s like looking into a mirror.
“Son, she was America’s grandma. And as long as she was alive, there was hope that aging didn’t make you irrelevant.”
“What happened after she died?”
“They did a remake of the Golden Girls with the Jonas Brothers. It was somehow gayer than the original.”
