What I Really Learned from P90X
- Contact Drea for all of your dancing, gymnastic and aerialist* needs (*greatness of ease guaranteed!)
- Like a charming anecdote, a good Gumby/Tin Man analogy will never let you down.
- Tony’s hidden talent #1: Pterodactyl Finding. Specializes in locating ones that just got into trouble.
- If you think living on a boat is cool, you best keep it to yourself.
- The greatest pitchers of all time:
a. Walter Johnson
b. Cy Young
c. Tony’s dad. - Tony’s hidden talent #2: Spanish Teaching. Provided his students only need to learn how to say “machine”.
- Johnny Intense=Carl Daikeler=The CEO=The Allower of Beautiful Gift Giving.
- Oh, you did one more rep than Tony? Don’t be shocked when he shows up at your house and knees you in the throat. Back knuckles!
- Eating a Krispy Kreme? Bad. Making a joke that’s funnier than Tony’s? Far, far worse.
- Some people are good at pull-ups, some are good at balance postures. None of you will ever do anything better than Drea. Ever.
- The recovery drink contains protein, creatine, and large amounts of highly addictive Beachbody.com product placement.
- What, Tony’s dad caught him doing Core Synergistics? Well I guess it’s goodbye T-Bird.
- Despite its diverse demographic make up and varied cultural opportunities, all anyone ever does in Belgium is ice skate.
- The Hadzabe People Of Tanzani may not know about modern technology, but they are well aware of The World Famous Debbie Siebers 80/20 Speed Squat.
- Do your best and forget the rest. As long as your best isn’t better than Tony’s.
