Crime Solver II
Concern:
For months the corner of Venice and Hauser has smelled like burnt toast. It’s eerie, especially given that there are no food establishments in the vicinity.
Discovery:
On my way home from the theater tonight, I saw a man vigorously humping his shopping cart on said corner. I mean he was really having his way with it. It was quite impressive.
Conclusion:
Giving a shopping cart the what-for gives off the distinct odor of charred bread.
SOLVED.
